{"title":"Dadmin Department","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the server admin who keeps the cluster running, settles every rate debate, and gets blamed for the wipe anyway. This server admin shirt collection is dedicated to the tireless dadmins and rule-keepers who make community servers feel like home. Thankless job, great merch.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"quietly-ascended-black-glossy-server-support-mug","title":"Black Glossy Server Support Ceramic Mug — Quietly Ascended","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is the mug that's seen every 2am server restart and asked absolutely no questions.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho it's for:\u003c\/strong\u003e For survival crafters, creature collectors, base builders, and server admins who know exactly how fast a relaxing game becomes a second job — especially the one who also has to keep the whole server running.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on demand just for you — please allow 2–5 business days of production before shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery purchase helps support Quietly Ascended community projects and future drops.\u003c\/p\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Durable ceramic construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes\u003cbr\u003e\n• Glossy black finish with high-contrast print\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lead- and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSupport the server. Sip with purpose.\u003cbr\u003e\nQuietly Ascended.\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003eMarkou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eLifestyle photos on this page feature AI-generated models (synthetic performers).\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":44763669889160,"sku":"2695807_9323","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":44763669921928,"sku":"2695807_9324","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0722\/2296\/5896\/files\/front_default.png?v=1783096486"},{"product_id":"quietly-ascended-rates-mug","title":"\"\/rates\" Ceramic Mug — Quietly Ascended","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEvery server has that one command everybody types before they've even finished loading in — this one's for the regulars who know it by heart.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho it's for:\u003c\/strong\u003e For survival crafters, creature collectors, base builders, and server admins who know exactly how fast a relaxing game becomes a second job — and have been on this cluster long enough to remember exactly why that's funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on demand just for you — please allow 2–5 business days of production before shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery purchase helps support Quietly Ascended community projects and future drops.\u003c\/p\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85″ (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35″ (8.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7″ (12 cm), diameter 3.35″ (8.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause someone always asks.","brand":"Quietly Ascended","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":44774379716744,"sku":"5057379_9323","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":44774379749512,"sku":"5057379_9324","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0722\/2296\/5896\/files\/black-glossy-mug-black-11-oz-handle-on-left-6990e086c9117.jpg?v=1771102367"},{"product_id":"quietly-ascended-ashmin-wanted-hoodie-dadmin-approved-2","title":"Ashmin Wanted Hoodie — Quietly Ascended","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome legends get a statue. This one got a 'Wanted' poster and a hoodie, because nobody in the tribe is letting go of what happened that day.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho it's for:\u003c\/strong\u003e For survival crafters, creature collectors, base builders, and server admins who know exactly how fast a relaxing game becomes a second job — especially the one who also has to keep the whole server running.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on demand just for you — please allow 2–5 business days of production before shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery purchase helps support Quietly Ascended community projects and future drops.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Quietly Ascended","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44941099106440,"sku":"9092376_5530","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44941099139208,"sku":"9092376_5531","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44941099171976,"sku":"9092376_5532","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44941099204744,"sku":"9092376_5533","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44941099237512,"sku":"9092376_5534","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44941099270280,"sku":"9092376_5535","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":44941099303048,"sku":"9092376_5536","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":44941099335816,"sku":"9092376_5537","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ S","offer_id":44941099368584,"sku":"9092376_21627","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ M","offer_id":44941099401352,"sku":"9092376_21628","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ L","offer_id":44941099434120,"sku":"9092376_21629","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ XL","offer_id":44941099466888,"sku":"9092376_21630","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":44941099499656,"sku":"9092376_21631","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":44941099532424,"sku":"9092376_21632","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":44941099565192,"sku":"9092376_21633","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 5XL","offer_id":44941099597960,"sku":"9092376_21634","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ S","offer_id":44941099630728,"sku":"9092376_5562","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ M","offer_id":44941099663496,"sku":"9092376_5563","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ L","offer_id":44941099696264,"sku":"9092376_5564","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ XL","offer_id":44941099729032,"sku":"9092376_5565","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":44941099761800,"sku":"9092376_5566","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":44941099794568,"sku":"9092376_5567","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ S","offer_id":44941099827336,"sku":"9092376_21635","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ M","offer_id":44941099860104,"sku":"9092376_21636","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ L","offer_id":44941099892872,"sku":"9092376_21637","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ XL","offer_id":44941099925640,"sku":"9092376_21638","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":44941099958408,"sku":"9092376_21639","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":44941099991176,"sku":"9092376_21640","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":44941100023944,"sku":"9092376_21641","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 5XL","offer_id":44941100056712,"sku":"9092376_21642","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ S","offer_id":44941100089480,"sku":"9092376_23489","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ M","offer_id":44941100122248,"sku":"9092376_23490","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ L","offer_id":44941100155016,"sku":"9092376_23491","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ XL","offer_id":44941100187784,"sku":"9092376_23492","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ 2XL","offer_id":44941100220552,"sku":"9092376_23493","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ 3XL","offer_id":44941100253320,"sku":"9092376_23494","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":44941100286088,"sku":"9092376_20544","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":44941100318856,"sku":"9092376_20547","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":44941100351624,"sku":"9092376_20550","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":44941100384392,"sku":"9092376_20553","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":44941100417160,"sku":"9092376_20556","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":44941100449928,"sku":"9092376_20559","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 4XL","offer_id":44941100482696,"sku":"9092376_20562","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 5XL","offer_id":44941100515464,"sku":"9092376_20565","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0722\/2296\/5896\/files\/unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-black-front-69c97039286ff.jpg?v=1774809623"},{"product_id":"they-call-me-big-dadmin-da-mug-1","title":"They Call Me Big Dadmin Ceramic Mug — Quietly Ascended","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEvery tribe has one person who actually knows where the generators are and who broke the last raid base — this mug is for them.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho it's for:\u003c\/strong\u003e For survival crafters, creature collectors, base builders, and server admins who know exactly how fast a relaxing game becomes a second job — especially the one who also has to keep the whole server running.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on demand just for you — please allow 2–5 business days of production before shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery purchase helps support Quietly Ascended community projects and future drops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one also includes 1 month of Silver Tier Supporter Role in Discord.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDiscord supporter recognition is cosmetic\/community-only. No in-game power, no admin favoritism, and no pay-to-win benefits.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\nProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for reheating drinks and soups\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-definition color printing\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy durable white ceramic with comfortable C-handle\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":45071822061704,"sku":"33323963808798694859","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":45071822094472,"sku":"25693907426615902976","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0722\/2296\/5896\/files\/3478686300632640608_2048.jpg?v=1777143490"},{"product_id":"they-call-me-big-dadmin","title":"They Call Me Big Dadmin","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEvery tribe has one person everyone quietly reports to when things go sideways — this shirt just makes it official.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho it's for:\u003c\/strong\u003e For survival crafters, creature collectors, base builders, and server admins who know exactly how fast a relaxing game becomes a second job — especially the one who also has to keep the whole server running.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on demand just for you — please allow 2–5 business days of production before shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery purchase helps support Quietly Ascended community projects and future drops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one also includes 1 month of Silver Tier Supporter Role in Discord.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDiscord supporter recognition is cosmetic\/community-only. No in-game power, no admin favoritism, and no pay-to-win benefits.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":45831322206344,"sku":"10033483412860111284","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":45831322239112,"sku":"27203699006757217210","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Forest","offer_id":45831322271880,"sku":"16268627741218536121","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Midnight Navy","offer_id":45831322304648,"sku":"10383148863811090176","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid White Blend","offer_id":45831322337416,"sku":"46370551806399331547","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Ash","offer_id":45831322370184,"sku":"37498891198192553968","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":45831322402952,"sku":"11983571067243564002","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":45831322435720,"sku":"19341164886004454675","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Forest","offer_id":45831322468488,"sku":"31651936630552378286","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Midnight Navy","offer_id":45831322501256,"sku":"15856362679730121225","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid White Blend","offer_id":45831322534024,"sku":"10936311770930923256","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Ash","offer_id":45831322566792,"sku":"17951604235142293167","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":45831322599560,"sku":"28973880505520078431","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":45831322632328,"sku":"31075295175774899144","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Forest","offer_id":45831322665096,"sku":"12107467100359529021","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Midnight Navy","offer_id":45831322697864,"sku":"19556948838571296003","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid White Blend","offer_id":45831322730632,"sku":"43855361447730651065","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ash","offer_id":45831322763400,"sku":"28589967961479355256","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":45831322796168,"sku":"32822858799323110622","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":45831322828936,"sku":"11226075641515639408","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Forest","offer_id":45831322861704,"sku":"33732705015272415653","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Midnight Navy","offer_id":45831322894472,"sku":"37846958794969720575","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid White Blend","offer_id":45831322927240,"sku":"14823368953449300906","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ash","offer_id":45831322960008,"sku":"30010240576973573284","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":45831322992776,"sku":"31914574180078929213","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":45831323025544,"sku":"27495382313229942172","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Forest","offer_id":45831323058312,"sku":"95214045662439017472","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Midnight Navy","offer_id":45831323091080,"sku":"25806855395206270502","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid White Blend","offer_id":45831323123848,"sku":"17955958456568954583","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ash","offer_id":45831323156616,"sku":"22264245515570288722","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":45831323189384,"sku":"32592712910590383383","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":45831323222152,"sku":"19665593495029428508","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Forest","offer_id":45831323254920,"sku":"21452898614779892145","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Heather Midnight Navy","offer_id":45831323287688,"sku":"29105280938775317261","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Solid White Blend","offer_id":45831323320456,"sku":"13486094152538289104","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Ash","offer_id":45831323353224,"sku":"24575192126035183983","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0722\/2296\/5896\/files\/16274541303528487521_2048.jpg?v=1779041620"}],"url":"https:\/\/quietlyascended.myshopify.com\/collections\/dadmin-department.oembed","provider":"Quietly Ascended","version":"1.0","type":"link"}