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              \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This lightweight jersey tee brings playful edge to everyday wear. Printed on soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it features a retro-striped graphic of a feisty T‑rex holding pistols with the cheeky caption “PEW PEW MADAFAKAS.” The retail cut and crew neckline make it easy to layer under jackets or wear on its own. Thoughtfully constructed with side seams, ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape and a tear‑away label for comfort. Ethically manufactured and REACH certified, the shirt balances bold attitude with breathable, durable fabrics you can reach for again and again.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring‑spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd²)\u003cbr\u003e- Retail fit with crew neckline — easy to layer and accessorize\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams, ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tear‑away label and REACH certified; adult sizing\u003cbr\u003e- DTF\/DTG printed graphic for crisp, vibrant sleeve and front detail\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, 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