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Funny Ceramic Mug — Quietly Ascended
11oz
$15.99
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- Microwave-safe for reheating drinks and soups
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Vibrant, long-lasting color printing
- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle
- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Funny Ceramic Mug — Quietly Ascended
$15.99
🦖 Made to order — printed in about 2–7 business days, then 3–10 business days for US shipping (international 7–21 days where available). Damaged, misprinted, or wrong? We replace it free — see our shipping & refund policies for details.
Server rules, according to this mug: no rules, raid all day, cry a little, repeat. Somehow it still holds coffee just fine.
Who it's for: For survival crafters, creature collectors, base builders, and server admins who know exactly how fast a relaxing game becomes a second job — and wear the wipes like a trophy.
Printed on demand just for you — please allow 2–5 business days of production before shipping.
Every purchase helps support Quietly Ascended community projects and future drops.
Product features- Microwave-safe for reheating drinks and soups
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Vibrant, long-lasting color printing
- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle
- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap