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Professional Berry Picker T-Shirt — Quietly Ascended
Black / XS
$30.99
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Professional Berry Picker T-Shirt — Quietly Ascended
$30.99
🦖 Made to order — printed in about 2–7 business days, then 3–10 business days for US shipping (international 7–21 days where available). Damaged, misprinted, or wrong? We replace it free — see our shipping & refund policies for details.
Size guide
These are made-to-order, print-on-demand garments, and base products vary a little by manufacturer — so wrong-size orders happen. Ordered the wrong size? Email us within 14 days of delivery — as a goodwill option, subject to availability, we'll ship the correct size at our wholesale cost (usually well below retail) and you keep the original. Full terms in our refund policy.
Somebody has to feed the whole tribe, and this one took the job way more seriously than anybody actually asked.
Who it's for: For survival crafters, creature collectors, base builders, and server admins who know exactly how fast a relaxing game becomes a second job — especially once you've imprinted on something that shrieks at 3am.
Printed on demand just for you — please allow 2–5 business days of production before shipping.
Every purchase helps support Quietly Ascended community projects and future drops.
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/ECCare instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
Lifestyle photos on this page feature AI-generated models (synthetic performers).