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🦖 Made to order — printed in about 2–7 business days, then 3–10 business days for US shipping (international 7–21 days where available). Damaged, misprinted, or wrong? We replace it free — see our shipping & refund policies for details.
These are made-to-order, print-on-demand garments, and base products vary a little by manufacturer — so wrong-size orders happen. Ordered the wrong size? Email us within 14 days of delivery — as a goodwill option, subject to availability, we'll ship the correct size at our wholesale cost (usually well below retail) and you keep the original. Full terms in our refund policy.
You don't need a megaphone to represent the tribe — this one does it in one clean, quiet line and lets the fit do the talking.
Who it's for: For survival crafters, creature collectors, base builders, and server admins who know exactly how fast a relaxing game becomes a second job — and have been on this cluster long enough to remember exactly why that's funny.
Printed on demand just for you — please allow 2–5 business days of production before shipping.
Every purchase helps support Quietly Ascended community projects and future drops.
Details:Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 73 | 24 | 39 |
| M | 75 | 24.5 | 43 |
| L | 77 | 25 | 47 |
| XL | 80 | 25.5 | 51 |
| 2XL | 82.5 | 26 | 55 |
Lifestyle photos on this page feature AI-generated models (synthetic performers).