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T-Shirt — "Quietly Ascended" Retro Dino Chainsaw Graphic Tee
Asphalt / XS
$31.99
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This lightweight, USA-made tee brings playful edge to casual days. A soft, airy fabric drapes with a retail fit, while the bold back artwork—featuring a retro-styled T. rex wielding a chainsaw against a sunset and towering pine—turns heads and sparks conversations. Wear it on road trips, at weekend shows, or when you want to layer personality under a jacket. The tear-away label and stable shoulder tape keep comfort high and fuss low, so the design stays the focus.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for solid colors; lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
- Self-fabric shoulder tape to maintain clean shoulder lines and prevent stretching
- Side seams for structured, retail fit silhouette
- Tear-away label for itch-free wear; adult sizing
- Made in the USA (with imported fabric); color-dependent fiber blends for heather options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: no heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
T-Shirt — "Quietly Ascended" Retro Dino Chainsaw Graphic Tee
$31.99
🦖 Made to order — printed in about 2–7 business days, then 3–10 business days for US shipping (international 7–21 days where available). Damaged, misprinted, or wrong? We replace it free — see our shipping & refund policies for details.
Size guide
These are made-to-order, print-on-demand garments, and base products vary a little by manufacturer — so wrong-size orders happen. Ordered the wrong size? Email us within 14 days of delivery — as a goodwill option, subject to availability, we'll ship the correct size at our wholesale cost (usually well below retail) and you keep the original. Full terms in our refund policy.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for solid colors; lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
- Self-fabric shoulder tape to maintain clean shoulder lines and prevent stretching
- Side seams for structured, retail fit silhouette
- Tear-away label for itch-free wear; adult sizing
- Made in the USA (with imported fabric); color-dependent fiber blends for heather options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: no heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean