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They Call Me Big Dadmin
S / Athletic Heather
$25.00
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They Call Me Big Dadmin
$25.00
🦖 Made to order — printed in about 2–7 business days, then 3–10 business days for US shipping (international 7–21 days where available). Damaged, misprinted, or wrong? We replace it free — see our shipping & refund policies for details.
Size guide
These are made-to-order, print-on-demand garments, and base products vary a little by manufacturer — so wrong-size orders happen. Ordered the wrong size? Email us within 14 days of delivery — as a goodwill option, subject to availability, we'll ship the correct size at our wholesale cost (usually well below retail) and you keep the original. Full terms in our refund policy.
Every tribe has one person everyone quietly reports to when things go sideways — this shirt just makes it official.
Who it's for: For survival crafters, creature collectors, base builders, and server admins who know exactly how fast a relaxing game becomes a second job — especially the one who also has to keep the whole server running.
Printed on demand just for you — please allow 2–5 business days of production before shipping.
Every purchase helps support Quietly Ascended community projects and future drops.
This one also includes 1 month of Silver Tier Supporter Role in Discord.
Discord supporter recognition is cosmetic/community-only. No in-game power, no admin favoritism, and no pay-to-win benefits.