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Touch My Turrets, Find Out T-Shirt — Quietly Ascended
Black / XS
$30.99
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Touch My Turrets, Find Out T-Shirt — Quietly Ascended
$30.99
🦖 Made to order — printed in about 2–7 business days, then 3–10 business days for US shipping (international 7–21 days where available). Damaged, misprinted, or wrong? We replace it free — see our shipping & refund policies for details.
Size guide
These are made-to-order, print-on-demand garments, and base products vary a little by manufacturer — so wrong-size orders happen. Ordered the wrong size? Email us within 14 days of delivery — as a goodwill option, subject to availability, we'll ship the correct size at our wholesale cost (usually well below retail) and you keep the original. Full terms in our refund policy.
Offline-raid energy, arms crossed, daring you to try it — you already know exactly how this ends.
Who it's for: For survival crafters, creature collectors, base builders, and server admins who know exactly how fast a relaxing game becomes a second job — and wear the wipes like a trophy.
Printed on demand just for you — please allow 2–5 business days of production before shipping.
Every purchase helps support Quietly Ascended community projects and future drops.
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/ECCare instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
Lifestyle photos on this page feature AI-generated models (synthetic performers).