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🦖 Made to order — printed in about 2–7 business days, then 3–10 business days for US shipping (international 7–21 days where available). Damaged, misprinted, or wrong? We replace it free — see our shipping & refund policies for details.
This is the mug that's seen every 2am server restart and asked absolutely no questions.
Who it's for: For survival crafters, creature collectors, base builders, and server admins who know exactly how fast a relaxing game becomes a second job — especially the one who also has to keep the whole server running.
Printed on demand just for you — please allow 2–5 business days of production before shipping.
Every purchase helps support Quietly Ascended community projects and future drops.
Details:Lifestyle photos on this page feature AI-generated models (synthetic performers).