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They Said Soon™ — Cobweb Captain Tee — Quietly Ascended
Black / XS
$30.99
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'Soon' is a lifestyle. A weathered chibi pirate dino checks a pocket watch so old the cobwebs have cobwebs — skull-and-crossbones hat, ghost ship on the horizon, the patience of a legend. For every survivor who's aged a real year waiting for the next map and preordered anyway. Quietly Ascended ARK: Survival Ascended.
They Said Soon™ — Cobweb Captain Tee — Quietly Ascended
$30.99
🦖 Made to order — printed in about 2–7 business days, then 3–10 business days for US shipping (international 7–21 days where available). Damaged, misprinted, or wrong? We replace it free — see our shipping & refund policies for details.
Size guide
These are made-to-order, print-on-demand garments, and base products vary a little by manufacturer — so wrong-size orders happen. Ordered the wrong size? Email us within 14 days of delivery — as a goodwill option, subject to availability, we'll ship the correct size at our wholesale cost (usually well below retail) and you keep the original. Full terms in our refund policy.
